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... regret murdering my entire family. Not the best advertisement ever written in a lonely hearts ad, but it worked nonetheless. On opening the door the next morningEntry ID: 317
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sun, 9th Apr 06 @7:52pm
after placing the ad I fell over the line of attractive ladies who had camped outside. It was like an earthquake disaster area, in an entirely female village. SomeEntry ID: 318
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Mon, 10th Apr 06 @1:11am
of the lovely ladies were sporting this years lastest fashion accessory; a packet of crisps duct-taped to the side of their faces. This did serve toEntry ID: 319
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 10th Apr 06 @6:33pm
attract thousands of vultures which proceded to peck at the ladies faces. Being the gentleman I am I quickly sprung into action, I grabbed my handy whip andEntry ID: 320
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @12:41am
struck at the vultures with great venom. At a rate of fifty birds per minute, I cleared the sky of the baldy birds and proceeded toEntry ID: 321
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @9:51am
howl with the taste of victory. I was later asked to instruct Indiana Jones on my technique. So, back to the lovely ladies and their eagerness toEntry ID: 322
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @7:44pm
lick clean my garden path. Not wanting to displease them I set them up, big ones at the back, small at the front, sat back in my rocking chair and watched themEntry ID: 323
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @9:52pm
unfortunately it was a frosty morning and their tongues stuck to the path. As it happens this was a god send becauseEntry ID: 324
Author: stemily1
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @10:30pm
I was in need of somewhere to park my bike, and their exposed crevices filled the gap (so to speak). It was whilst heading toward a set of exposed buttocks thatEntry ID: 325
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 11th Apr 06 @11:07pm
I noticed they were holding a lightly buttered crumpet which could only mean that I had stumbled upon a 'fagging' ritual from Tom Browns schooldays. I therefoEntry ID: 326
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 12th Apr 06 @3:13pm
re had a bit of crumpet and proceeded to clean my own garden path with a broom. This was inconvenient because I was planning to go toEntry ID: 327
Author: Stemily2
Date & Time: Wed, 12th Apr 06 @7:33pm
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