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... massive effect on the employment of John Thwiggins who was employed to label the "Backed Beans", but being a bit mentaly challenged could not spell backed soEntry ID: 240
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:03pm
he went to Korea to futher his career. This too, was due to his lack of coherent spelling. Still at least heEntry ID: 241
Author: An Erotic Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:05pm
didn't need any spam for he made his own out of roadkill and his own nail clippings, hair and bits of skin. Most people found his spam to be quiteEntry ID: 242
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:11pm
erotic. People from Russia used it in the winter as a primitive lubricant which aides entrance and attractsEntry ID: 243
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:17pm
much admiration from their soviet neighbours, all of whom were working on their own machine bearing lubricants for use on stiff jointedEntry ID: 244
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @8:21am
Belgian Oak doors. The Russians loved the Belgian style of free form Jazz whichEntry ID: 245
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @5:20pm
was so boring it helped them sleep at night. It's dull, monotonous droning also made the local batsEntry ID: 246
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @7:45pm
melancholic. They turned to counsellors and self help groups to overcome the extreme sadness the whirring evoked. Dr Forbes set up a special program toEntry ID: 247
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @8:13pm
make happy happy juices to sell on the black market, well Ebay anyway. The bids came in fast asEntry ID: 248
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @10:59pm
people will buy anything from the internet. Dead mice, rotten fruit, etc. That's because most people are stupid and need a goodEntry ID: 249
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @11:25pm
pair of rodent slippers and a mouldy kumquat. I once saved the internet to a floppy disk using a brilliant compression algorithm known asEntry ID: 250
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 22nd Mar 06 @11:53pm
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