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... to ask the village tie elder to perform the summoning of The Mighty Voldan, demon of neck apparel, to come forth and provide him with the gift. He would thus haveEntry ID: 233
Author: Gobber the Belch
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @9:40pm
the power to not only tie his tie, but he gained the abilty to talk with the squirrels as they make ties out of other squirrels and sell them to the tourists ofEntry ID: 234
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:07pm
Bolton. The squirrels found it hard to understand his use of the archaic form of the squirrel language - invented by the red squirrels of britain before theyEntry ID: 235
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:35pm
had to hide from the grey ones, some say they get eaten by them, the truth on the other hand is much much worse. instead theyEntry ID: 236
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:39pm
they were abducted for secret experiments and were probed heavily. The results were a freak kind of were-squirrel with a voracious appetite forEntry ID: 237
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:49pm
backed beans and chilli kebabs. Although attempts to hide them in the winter months tended to end withEntry ID: 238
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:51pm
disaster as the rare kind of "Backed Beans" were hard to come by. They solved the problem by making them in to baked beans and stored them in cans. This had aEntry ID: 239
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @10:59pm
massive effect on the employment of John Thwiggins who was employed to label the "Backed Beans", but being a bit mentaly challenged could not spell backed soEntry ID: 240
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:03pm
he went to Korea to futher his career. This too, was due to his lack of coherent spelling. Still at least heEntry ID: 241
Author: An Erotic Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:05pm
didn't need any spam for he made his own out of roadkill and his own nail clippings, hair and bits of skin. Most people found his spam to be quiteEntry ID: 242
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:11pm
erotic. People from Russia used it in the winter as a primitive lubricant which aides entrance and attractsEntry ID: 243
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 21st Mar 06 @11:17pm
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