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... been caused through mixing Absinthe with a particularly ripe Camembert. In fact electric weasels should never mix cheese with alcohol as it always ends with inEntry ID: 305
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @6:51pm
coherent squeaking and a hoe down. This particular form of dancing is the mating ritual of the electric weasel and nearly always ends up withEntry ID: 306
Author: stemily2k
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @7:29pm
a small child being injured or a large hag fish being cooked. Electric weasels are very careless about collateral damage caused by their mating rites andEntry ID: 307
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 7th Apr 06 @9:07pm
live in shoes over christmas becauseEntry ID: 308
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @1:06am
all the inns are full. As everyone is aware, the holy trinity consists of the Electric, Erotic and Eclectic Jesus. However, there is an intense rivalry betweenEntry ID: 309
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @10:51am
the sleeches and the Jesii. It was the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. However, sleeches are poorly equiped in the department ofEntry ID: 310
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @7:02pm
getting up in the morning. They are also alcoholics and so they prefer hoedowns to showdowns, or maybe hoedown showdowns. But as long as there is booze theyEntry ID: 311
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @9:52pm
will be found nearby in a hole or maybe a ditch. But anyway,Entry ID: 312
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @9:53pm
the point is, if you're out searching for Jesus, or one of his henchmen, try following the star of Bethlehem. However, never, ever, ever show yourEntry ID: 313
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @10:05pm
rusty sheriffs badge as this can cause offense to Jesus and he will go biblical on you. You have been warned. Still it's ok to show him yourEntry ID: 314
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @10:18pm
lepers boobs. When this happens Jesus fondles them better, well thats what I am told. The point is dont piss him off he has a very bad temper, I mean so wouldEntry ID: 315
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sat, 8th Apr 06 @10:36pm
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