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... I was auditioning for a part in a new stairlift ad as a replacement for the late Thora Hird. The ad would end with Compo rolling down a hill in aEntry ID: 366
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 9th May 06 @6:10am
state of complete nakedness except for a gimp mask. This is because stair lifts were now one of the preferred devices amongst practising sadomasochists and weEntry ID: 367
Author: scooby snack
Date & Time: Tue, 9th May 06 @11:12am
t otters. The otters like the stair lift as they provide easy access down steep river banks. Still, Compo was rolling down the hill in a basket of live eelsEntry ID: 368
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 10th May 06 @12:28pm
and jelly. Some cockney jerk would pay for this he was thinking, but as he planned his revenge he hit a tree and the basket explodedEntry ID: 369
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 10th May 06 @12:32pm
in a shower of slimy aquatic creatures and gelatinous goo. This wasn't the best start to the day that he recieved his O.B.E. How could he face the Queen like tEntry ID: 370
Author: e Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 10th May 06 @2:25pm
his? She would have him beaten by one of her frozen Corgi's that she had made for such an occassion. Still he could lick the jelly off hisEntry ID: 371
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 10th May 06 @11:20pm
host but in most countries this is considered very presumptuous and down right rude. Still many Queens enjoy this more than Abba songs and in some cases theyEntry ID: 372
Author: scooby snack
Date & Time: Thu, 11th May 06 @12:59pm
spontaneously combust if they don't get their daily fix. Elton John was one such Queen, in particular, he insisted thatEntry ID: 373
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Fri, 12th May 06 @7:58am
he was licked by a small boy at nine every evening and a large giraffe at eleven every morning. This had become so routine for him thatEntry ID: 374
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 12th May 06 @2:45pm
he no longer came out in a rash from touching them. He used to like getting the rash it was likeEntry ID: 375
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 14th May 06 @2:21pm
the good old days when they would rub thier proboscises into a crop of nettles or a hive of hungry bees. These days, you were lucky if you even managedEntry ID: 376
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sun, 14th May 06 @8:56pm
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