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... my basil at home. How could I surf when I didn't have any herbs? This was a crazy situation that perplexed me deeply, until I realised that I could hunt for poEntry ID: 335
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 16th Apr 06 @5:22pm
lo's which I could then use to attract the Basil man with. It was a genius plan which could not fail. I grabbed my machine gun and a bag of C4 and started toEntry ID: 336
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 18th Apr 06 @7:48pm
boogie. After I'd finished, I went in search of the Basil man - who was thought to originate from a planet other than our own. As an advanced life-formEntry ID: 337
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 18th Apr 06 @8:55pm
with a penchant for goat lactose. This meant he never travelled beyond the Midlands as the majority of people in the North have never had a goats cheese rouladeEntry ID: 338
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 19th Apr 06 @11:33am
because northerners are savvy and know what tastes right proper good our lad. So I headed south to find the enigmatic basil man who was also rumored toEntry ID: 339
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @2:56pm
be dead. Well if he was it would be a short search, and maybe I could find a nice goth girl in a cemetery in Bognor Regis at the same time. I decided to put onEntry ID: 340
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @3:53pm
my hydraulic exoskeleton and tucked myself up in bed. That night I dreamt ofEntry ID: 341
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @4:22pm
purple turtles screaming at a man named Marshall. I believe he was a Cambridge City FC goalie and was very frightened of those amphibious creatures. My exoEntry ID: 342
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @4:34pm
rbitant wage demands had cut my own football career short. I had once been the goalie for Fulchester Utd but lost out to Billie the Fish when my agent demandedEntry ID: 343
Author: wolverine
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @8:15pm
that I should be supplied a slice of orange at halftime. This sent the chairman into a fit of rage - he picked up my agent and carried himEntry ID: 344
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 20th Apr 06 @8:35pm
to the moon on the back of an interstellar pegasus. This was indeed a strange sight for my eyes to behold. I nearly had a hysterectomy because of it. Well ponEntry ID: 345
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 21st Apr 06 @2:29pm
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