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... he had recently lost his arms and legs in a freak yaughting accident and was thus, not overly predominant on the local boardgame scene. He often wondered if whyEntry ID: 456
Author: neverclear5
Date & Time: Sun, 3rd Dec 06 @4:00pm
bird lived on after her kids tv appearances, or if she was moved to some kind of zoo, or lived a free-lance life as some kind of half-derrangedEntry ID: 457
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @12:47am
scouser parrot, circling Albert Docks in search of a someone she couldEntry ID: 458
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @10:33am
slowly nibble to a state of parroty bliss. This is because her saliva contained a bizzare compound much resemblingEntry ID: 459
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @7:36pm
a small colony of pygmies wielding loofahs. This discovery was made by the venerable explorer and pirate Lavendar Beard, who had, since birth, been able toEntry ID: 460
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 5th Dec 06 @5:48pm
I am the best.Entry ID: 461
Author: zhyjie
Date & Time: Fri, 12th Jan 07 @3:56pm
exclaimed mighty mouse before being run down by Old Lady Karma in her Subaru Impreza. This has nothing to do with this story but I thought I'd mention it anyhoEntry ID: 462
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 12th Feb 07 @2:25pm
e who plies her trade out the back of such a vehicle deserves respect. However, I inadvertently fell over the spare TiVo which was kept in the loft for suchEntry ID: 463
Author: fat bob
Date & Time: Fri, 16th Feb 07 @1:35pm
small people as Tom Cruise and Ronnie Corbett. The wee folk had a party in my loft that lasted well into the early hours, withEntry ID: 464
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 20th Feb 07 @11:17am
two thimbles full of shandy enough to make the little people sing and dance like the happy little pixie folk they were. This all changed when theEntry ID: 465
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 6th Mar 07 @1:45pm
Mixies arrived. The Mixies are an excitable collection of novelty items with lifes and minds of their very own. The worst Mixie wasEntry ID: 466
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 26th Mar 07 @4:50pm

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