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... his? She would have him beaten by one of her frozen Corgi's that she had made for such an occassion. Still he could lick the jelly off hisEntry ID: 371
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Thu, 11th May 06 @12:20am
host but in most countries this is considered very presumptuous and down right rude. Still many Queens enjoy this more than Abba songs and in some cases theyEntry ID: 372
Author: scooby snack
Date & Time: Thu, 11th May 06 @1:59pm
spontaneously combust if they don't get their daily fix. Elton John was one such Queen, in particular, he insisted thatEntry ID: 373
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Fri, 12th May 06 @8:58am
he was licked by a small boy at nine every evening and a large giraffe at eleven every morning. This had become so routine for him thatEntry ID: 374
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 12th May 06 @3:45pm
he no longer came out in a rash from touching them. He used to like getting the rash it was likeEntry ID: 375
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 14th May 06 @3:21pm
the good old days when they would rub thier proboscises into a crop of nettles or a hive of hungry bees. These days, you were lucky if you even managedEntry ID: 376
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Sun, 14th May 06 @9:56pm
to call a paper bag in a septic tank 'Home'. Still, it was better than being on the Pirate Training Program were death was a distinct possibility and you onlyEntry ID: 377
Author: scooby snack
Date & Time: Mon, 15th May 06 @4:11pm
got one pint of grog per day. So I left the P.T.P. Academy and set sail for northern Mexico, where I heard pirate training was much more hands on. TheyEntry ID: 378
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 16th May 06 @12:12pm
regularly buckled their swashes and specialised in frightening foreigners. I was particularly looking forward to my favourite piratical activity of ?ɬ???wenching?ɬ??Entry ID: 379
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Tue, 16th May 06 @7:30pm
the Grandma. It was the new pirate craze that had taken the seven seas by storm. That and parrot baitingEntry ID: 380
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Thu, 18th May 06 @12:44am
which had been outlawed two-hundred years ago because it had seriously depleted the natural resource of pirate parrots, this was why there were few pirates leftEntry ID: 381
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 18th May 06 @2:46pm
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