Welcome to TxT Book, an open, collaborative story book with a difference. Each author can only contribute a maximum of 160 characters (standard SMS length) to the book at a time and they may only see the last entry before considering their own. Have fun!

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... radioactive morris dancers and latex bondage suits. Obviously not all real ale drinkers conform to this stereotype but in this case it was uncannily accurateEntry ID: 452
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Wed, 25th Oct 06 @8:33pm
. Shabba, the local locksmith, often donned such apparel in order to excite his arch nemesis -Entry ID: 453
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 9th Nov 06 @1:41pm
SamaEntry ID: 454
Author: Ashish
Date & Time: Thu, 23rd Nov 06 @7:22am
Snake Eyes, who was reputedly the worst scrabble player in all the northern territories. This impacted very little upon his social life becauseEntry ID: 455
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Fri, 1st Dec 06 @6:36pm
he had recently lost his arms and legs in a freak yaughting accident and was thus, not overly predominant on the local boardgame scene. He often wondered if whyEntry ID: 456
Author: neverclear5
Date & Time: Sun, 3rd Dec 06 @4:00pm
bird lived on after her kids tv appearances, or if she was moved to some kind of zoo, or lived a free-lance life as some kind of half-derrangedEntry ID: 457
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @12:47am
scouser parrot, circling Albert Docks in search of a someone she couldEntry ID: 458
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @10:33am
slowly nibble to a state of parroty bliss. This is because her saliva contained a bizzare compound much resemblingEntry ID: 459
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 4th Dec 06 @7:36pm
a small colony of pygmies wielding loofahs. This discovery was made by the venerable explorer and pirate Lavendar Beard, who had, since birth, been able toEntry ID: 460
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 5th Dec 06 @5:48pm
I am the best.Entry ID: 461
Author: zhyjie
Date & Time: Fri, 12th Jan 07 @3:56pm
exclaimed mighty mouse before being run down by Old Lady Karma in her Subaru Impreza. This has nothing to do with this story but I thought I'd mention it anyhoEntry ID: 462
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 12th Feb 07 @2:25pm

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