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... forrest fire caused by a rampage of burning hell maggots. It was a spectacle to behold indeed. The Earl of Lincolnshire flew past in his Gopod just asEntry ID: 294
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @7:58pm
the fire finished. He was too late, but he did pick up a lot of speeding tickets in his Gopod. He could'nt pay them so had to spend 57years in prison withEntry ID: 295
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @8:29pm
the Marquis de Brighton. They engaged in daily bouts of chin wrestling which was a very dangerous act banned in several counties. But the guards bet on theEntry ID: 296
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @8:34pm
event nonetheless. As much as several hundred groats, five chickens and an echidna have exchanged hands in a single chin bout. Famously, the Marquess had aEntry ID: 297
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Mon, 3rd Apr 06 @10:41am
convicted for racketeering having been the crime lord known as the Crimson Chin. He had in fact been brought to justice by Hairy Scary Librarian who had a largeEntry ID: 298
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Mon, 3rd Apr 06 @6:03pm
member (cough) of parliment perched upon his shoulder. So as he was perusing his library he happened across the Crimson Chin, initially alarmed he hid butEntry ID: 299
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Mon, 3rd Apr 06 @6:12pm
ter down his underpants. Clever, but this didn't thwart the Crimson Chin. Quick as a flash, the chinster noticed his odd behaviour and chinned the hapless MP offEntry ID: 300
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 4th Apr 06 @10:32am
, who then squealed like a burning fairy. This drew Crimson Chins attention, and while he was distracted the librarian sucker punched him in his weak spot;Entry ID: 301
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Tue, 4th Apr 06 @6:32pm
his third eye. The chinmeister fell to floor in agony. He had now lost all sense of 4D space in time and everything looked horriblyEntry ID: 302
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @12:41pm
pink and fluffy! It seemed that the world around him had shifted into another dimension, one whereEntry ID: 303
Author: Sarah
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @2:40pm
electric weasels jetted through the sky, and colours weaved around randomly as if in a LSD induced hallucination. This rather bizzare change in fortunes hadEntry ID: 304
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Thu, 6th Apr 06 @4:35pm
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