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... sponge cake! Not the best material to use, but he thought if he got hungry along the way he could always take a quick nibbleEntry ID: 279
Author: Sarah
Date & Time: Mon, 27th Mar 06 @5:36pm
. He passed the long months at sea by blasting out funky riffs on his bass, and it was during this time he wrote and recorded his first album calledEntry ID: 280
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Mon, 27th Mar 06 @8:18pm
the "Best Funk Album in the World ... Ever! Volume I". This title was rather presumptious and contradictory, nevertheless he went on to produce five more albumEntry ID: 281
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @11:11am
s before he lost a hand in a tram accident. After this he vowed to further research into robotic hands and so heEntry ID: 282
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @1:08pm
embarked upon a quest towards Japan where robotic gizmos are in no short supply. He was too tired to look properly so he used an Aibo as his new handEntry ID: 283
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @4:37pm
which, in hindsight, he realised was a huge mistake. A small robotic dog makes a poor hand substitute. Still, at least he still had hisEntry ID: 284
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @6:16pm
pet echidna Alfonso to help out around the house. Alfonso made a very good au-pair substitute apart from forming a rather unnatural attachment to Dr Forbes'Entry ID: 285
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @8:11pm
winkle collection. Those little shellfish captivated Alfonso in a way which meant that he could no longer paint portraits of the beautiful Mrs. Jones who wasEntry ID: 286
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Tue, 28th Mar 06 @8:54pm
nude and in a bath full of hot, steamy, shimmering custard. She was trying to get Alfonso's attention, but the damn shellfish were riding bikes in bikinis agaiEntry ID: 287
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @8:11pm
nst the current and were having one hell of a time doing so. Even nude women bathing in custard can't compete with that. So it was decided to have AlfonsoEntry ID: 288
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @8:23pm
crowned as King Alfonso of Denmark. As you can't have too much of a good thing, his first royal decree ordered all Danish chicks to bathe in custard anyway. Plop!Entry ID: 289
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @10:07pm
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