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... nude and in a bath full of hot, steamy, shimmering custard. She was trying to get Alfonso's attention, but the damn shellfish were riding bikes in bikinis agaiEntry ID: 287
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @9:11pm
nst the current and were having one hell of a time doing so. Even nude women bathing in custard can't compete with that. So it was decided to have AlfonsoEntry ID: 288
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @9:23pm
crowned as King Alfonso of Denmark. As you can't have too much of a good thing, his first royal decree ordered all Danish chicks to bathe in custard anyway. Plop!Entry ID: 289
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Wed, 29th Mar 06 @11:07pm
Was the sound made by a small child when he witnessed that his new king was an echidna. He found it rather remarkable thatEntry ID: 290
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Fri, 31st Mar 06 @2:42am
a Scandinavian nation would really wish to place their future in the claws of an Antipodean egg laying marsupial. Still he couldn't be worse than the electricEntry ID: 291
Author: Mystic m
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @11:10am
salmon that ruled over large parts of Africa before being eaten accidently during a revolt. Still at leastEntry ID: 292
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @4:14pm
the Marquis de Zambia was not eaten, he was the king's main man although he was a giraffe. However he was set on fire in an unfortunateEntry ID: 293
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @6:02pm
forrest fire caused by a rampage of burning hell maggots. It was a spectacle to behold indeed. The Earl of Lincolnshire flew past in his Gopod just asEntry ID: 294
Author: An Electric Jesus
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @8:58pm
the fire finished. He was too late, but he did pick up a lot of speeding tickets in his Gopod. He could'nt pay them so had to spend 57years in prison withEntry ID: 295
Author: The Master Sleech
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @9:29pm
the Marquis de Brighton. They engaged in daily bouts of chin wrestling which was a very dangerous act banned in several counties. But the guards bet on theEntry ID: 296
Author: The Mayor Of Albuquerque
Date & Time: Sun, 2nd Apr 06 @9:34pm
event nonetheless. As much as several hundred groats, five chickens and an echidna have exchanged hands in a single chin bout. Famously, the Marquess had aEntry ID: 297
Author: Twinsen
Date & Time: Mon, 3rd Apr 06 @11:41am
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